Meet the Team

Yes. Pins, balls, and dull knives. Besides starting companies and raising a family, Boris maintains a surprisingly committed juggling practice. No sharp knives yet — the team has a strict 'no stitches during sprint' policy.

Real people. Real coffee addictions. Real opinions about tabs vs. spaces. We're flattered you'd think AI could generate personalities this specific, but no — these are actual humans who chose to spend their careers making growth charts go up and to the right.

Every. Single. Week. It's not a marketing line — it's a cultural obsession. If Friday comes and nothing shipped, someone is having a very uncomfortable retrospective. Our Slack bot tracks it. There is no hiding.

We operate as a system, not a collection of heroes. Knowledge is documented, processes are shared, and no single person is a bottleneck. That said, our retention is excellent — turns out people like working somewhere that ships fast and skips the politics.

We match teams based on the skills your engagement needs, not random assignment. During scoping, we'll introduce you to the operators who'll do the work. And yes, Boris will juggle at the kickoff if you ask nicely.